when ur crush has a shitty opinion
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
Mr. Rogers was actually an ex Marine and has tattoos everywhere that’s why he wore a sweater every episode
i wana watch In Between The Lions now.
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Six word story, March 6, 2014 (116/365)
Don’t you fucking dare wake me up at five-to-five in the morning. Talk AT me like a piece of shit and then get pissed off when I tell you not to take whatever is going on out on me. In MY fucking house and then tell me you’re going to lose your shit and go mental if I don’t do something about it. I’ve been in bed for almost five fucking hours. Whatwver has happened between then and now is not my fucking problem and if you’re going to lose your shit, awesome, fuck off and get the hell out of my house you rude fucking brat! You think you’re so superior to everyone. You’re not! You’re fucking sixteen, mate, you’re in my fucking house, having a go at me after waking me up by smashing on my door and yelling at me. Keep your shit up and I’ll throat punch you, you ungreatful little fuck. Other people might not like standing up to you, bull I’ll fucking twll you do pull your head in, kid!
Ps. Thanks for fucking waking me up at some ridiculous hour knowing full well that I have college today. I’m actually doing something with my life. If you don’t want to, that’s fine. But don’t get in the way of other pwoples futures by being a selfish cunt!
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.